For some reason a cop gets tasered by his workmates and makes really funny noises.

845 BC: Ancient records were discovered in North Africa describing the death of a ruler named Vondracek Beeir who was sacrificed by cutting an inch off his body starting at the bottom of his feet and working up.

458 BC: The Greek playwright Aeschylus was killed when an eagle dropped a live tortoise on him, mistaking his bald head for a stone. The tortoise survived.

1559: King Henry II of France was killed during a jousting match, when his helmet’s soft golden grille gave way to a broken lancetip which pierced his eye and entered his brain.

1626: Francis Bacon died of pneumonia contracted while filling a chicken with ice in order to prove that freezing preserves food.

1671: François Vatel, chef to Louis XIV, committed suicide because his seafood order was late and he couldn’t stand the shame of a postponed meal. His body was discovered by an aide, sent to tell him of the arrival of the fish. The authenticity of this story is questionable.[

1830: William Huskisson, statesman and financier, was crushed to death by the world’s first mechanically powered passenger train (Stephenson’s Rocket), at its public opening.

1911: Jack Daniel, founder of the Tennessee whiskey distillery, died of blood poisoning six years after receiving a toe injury when he kicked his safe in anger at being unable to remember its combination.

1912: Tailor Franz Reichelt fell to his death off the first deck of the Eiffel Tower while testing his invention, the coat parachute. It was his first ever attempt with the parachute and he’d told the authorities in advance he would test it first with a dummy.

1920: Baseball player Ray Chapman was killed when he was hit in the head by a pitch.

1978: Georgi Markov, a Bulgarian dissident, was assassinated by poisoning in London by an unknown assailant who jabbed him in the calf with a specially modified umbrella that fired a metal pellet with a small cavity full of ricin poison.

1981: Boris Sagal, a motion picture-director, died while shooting the TV miniseries World War III when he walked into the tail-rotor blade of a helicopter and was decapitated.

This guy has the best laugh and job ever.

I want a pet hedgehog, but I hear they are pricks to look after.

Your body is creating and killing 15 million red blood cells per second.

Every day 20 banks are robbed. The average take is $2,500.

Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day.

The world’s termites outweigh the world’s humans 10 to 1.

Dolphins sleep with one eye open.

Lightning strikes about 6,000 times per minute on this planet.

More Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world.

One quarter of the bones in your body are in your feet.

Humans blink over 10,000,000 times a year.

The sun is 330,330 times larger than the earth.